Got to take some snaps of the Michael Bennett Roast at Parlor Live last night. It was nice to see my friends the Bennetts as usual. True to form, Michael didn't even seem nervous about the fact that some comedians and fellow teammates of the Seattle Seahawks, Doug Baldwin and Cliff Avril, were to roast him. As with all roasts, it was no holds barred.
They went after him with his appearance (mainly the beard), his history of offside penalties, the infamous police bike stroll, the San Antonio Spurs cap he was wearing, and even the puppy in Florida. All of it, and Michael was not swayed.
In fact, I took down some of the lines that I loved the most!
Doug Baldwin's head is up Russell Wilson's ass so high that if Russell farted it would break Doug's nose.
Gee Scott look like Prince and Chaka Khan had a baby.
Cliff Avril is so dark he make Seal look like Drake.
Hey Gee Scott, Macklemore is more black than you.
Russell Wilson the first black man to divorce a white woman and become a millionaire. THEN go and get married to a black woman.
Big ups to Parlor Live, Gee Scott, them funny ass comedians, Doug and Cliff, and the homies, Michael and Pele Bennett!